FUCKING HELL WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD ABOUT HOW FUCKING GAY THE FOURTH POKEMON MOVIE IS
I MEAN IT STARTS WITH THEM FINDING THIS KID IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST AND
OMG SEXUAL TENSION ALERT, PING
THEN
THAT WAS UNNECESSARY
THEN THEY, LIKE, FIGHT TOGETHER
“YOU’RE A GREAT TRAINER ASH”
“WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM”
FUCK
WHOAAAAAAAAA THERE BUDDY
THEN THERE’S LIKE FIVE SCENES WHERE THEY FLY THROUGH THE AIR TOGETHER
THE KID’S SHOWING HIM HIS SKETCHBOOK! TRUE LOVE GUYS
WHY
OMG THEY’RE TOTALLY GONNA FACE THEIR POTENTIAL DEATH TOGETHER OTP
HOLD HIM A BIT MORE TENDERLY KID
BUTT TOUCH
“YOU’RE A GREAT FRIEND”
I THINK YOU MEAN “BOYFRIEND”
GODDAMMIT ASH IF YOU START CRYING I CAN’T POSSIBLY BELIEVE HE’S JUST A FRIEND
FUCKING HELL
NO STOP ASH
AND THEN, SHIT, AT THE END WHEN THEY’RE TALKING TO OAK HE STARTS CRYING ABOUT HOW HE MET THIS GUY AND HE’S SAD THAT HE’LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN AND
FUCK THE KID WAS PROFESSOR OAK I JUST SPENT AN ENTIRE MOVIE SHIPPING OAK/ASH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS FRANCHISE
(via estellecampanella)
-oh my god -pokemon
staring at your gameboy/ds really intensely when the pokeball is shaking because maybe if you stare hard enough the pokemon will be too scared to come out of the pokeball again
no it’s spamming the a/b button hoping that has some effect..
(via deathbydefenestration)
-pokemon -I actually do this too much
